Who needs ab workouts anyway? Rather than slaving away with real exercise, why not check out these wonderfully creative, not-at-all insane ways to get those abs you want? Seriously!
#5 Great Abs Are Out of Style.
All that beer you’ve been drinking, that belly you’ve been building up over the years? It’s finally time to shine, because you no longer have to hide it! It’s 2010, and fat is in, and you’ve got a free pass from the tastemakers and the trend-setters to let that fat belly hang right out of your shirt. Go ahead!
#4 Your Body Will Conveniently Hide Fat For You.
I know I was just talking about beer bellies up there, but really, they’re ultra-rare. You don’t really need to do any ab workouts because your belly is probably already super-toned anyway. If you’re eating a lot of junk, don’t worry — most of that stuff does you a huge favor and goes and hides somewhere out-of-sight, on the back of your legs or maybe in your feet or something. No one really gains any fat on their stomachs. Nope!
#3 Are You Serious? The Beach?
Aren’t beaches all polluted and stuff now? And global warming is making summers all crazy and unpredictable? If you combine that with a few other factors (I’ll get back to you on what those are once I think of them), you’ll see that a nicely toned body thanks to a few ab workouts isn’t really necessary at the beach, as most of the world’s beaches are empty year-round.
#2 Buy One Of Those Electrode-Based Machines.
There’s a reason there are all those infomercials on TV selling those pulsating weird machines that you hook up to your abs. It’s because they work so wonderfully well! Just apply the gel, attach the electrodes, plug in the machine, turn it on, and watch the pounds loudly, automatically, magically melt away! I swear, it really…. works!
#1 What Could Ever Be Wrong With Diet Pills?
If using a pulsing robo-machine doesn’t fill you with excitement, why not fill yourself with those amazing diet pills instead? According to the people advertising them (who, of course, have no interest in anything but your health), they really work well, and are totally awesome! Sure, they might be placebos that do nothing at best and kill you at worst, but hey, someone’s got to try ‘em, right? Goodbye crunches!
If you don’t believe all the above mentioned tips are leading to a body you would like to have – the best way to keep a fit body is to do a body workout regularly. Workout videos at Bodyrock.TV will guide you and help you to stay inspired and motivated.
